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Title: Ross’s Tan


1. Monica: Hey!

2. Ross and Chandler: Hey!

3. Monica: Hey sweetie!

4. Ross: WOW!

5. Chandler: Hey! Stop staring at my wife's legs! No no! Stop staring at your sister's legs!

6. Ross: I'm sorry, it's just... how did you get so tan?

7. Chandler: She went on one of those spray-on tan places.

8. Ross: Eh, you got a spray-on tan?

9. Monica: Chandler gets pedicures!

10. Ross: Why, why you do, like with the-the toe separators?

11. Chandler: Why...why?

12. Ross: Still, I can't believe that's sprayed on... I mean, it looks really good. I wonder if I should get one!

13. Chandler: Sure, then you should get a mini skirt so you can really show it off.

14. Ross: So, do you get colours or just French tips?

15. Monica: There. Here's their card.

16. Ross: Thanks.  Hey, I know where this place is! It used to be an X-rated video... florist.

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17. Assistant: Alright Mr. Geller! Right this way! So, how dark do you wanna be? We have one, two or three.

18. Ross: Well... I like how you look, what are you?

19. Assistant: Puerto Rican.

20. Ross: Two, I think a two.

21. Assistant: You've got to face the red light. When the red light goes on the spraying is about to start so close your eyes. When the spraying stops, count to five. Pat yourself down to avoid drip marks then turn around so we can get your back. Got it?

22. Ross: Spray, count, pat, then turn, spray, count and pat.

23. Assistant: Wow, you catch on quick.

24. Ross: Well, I have a PhD, so...

25. Ross: One Mississipi, two Mississipi, Three Mis… WAIT! WAIT! I'm not-I've not finished counting!!

26. Ross: You sprayed my front twice!

27. Assistant: You've never turned?

28. Ross: No, I barely even got to three Mississippi.

29. Assistant: Mississippi? I said count to five'!

30. Ross: Mississippilesly? Well, how bad is it?

31. Assistant: Ain't that bad yet, but it keeps getting darker for the next four hours.

32. Ross: So, how dark is it gonna get?

33. Assistant: You got sprayed with two two' s and...

34. Ross: I'm a four?

35. Assistant: Yeah, but you're back's a zero. You're gonna wanna even that out.

36. Ross: Really!

37. Assistant: You might wanna get back in there.

38. Ross: Ok!

39. Ross: Wait, wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall! How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? Ah, oh, ah! Ah! The same thing happened again!

40. Assistant: You got two more twos?

41. Ross: I'm an eight!

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42. Chandler: Hold on! There is something different.

43. Ross: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.

44. Chandler: Was that place... The Sun?

45. Ross: Oh! And it gets worse!

46. Chandler: Oh My God! You can do a duet of Ebony and Ivory all by yourself!

47. Monica: How could you mess this up? It's so easy? You go into the booth, you count to five and you turn around!!

48. Ross: How do you count to five?

49. Monica: One Two Three...

50. Ross: Damn it!

51. Rachel: oooh! Oh oh!

52. Ross: I Know!

53. Rachel: oh oh! What is up with Miss Hawaiian Tropic?

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54. Glenda: Now, let me explain how this works. You go into the booth, and...

55. Ross: I'm gonna stop you right there, Glenda. Okay? Does it look like this is my first time, huh? Now I want 4 two's... and I want them all on my back.

56. Glenda: Okay...

57. Ross: Wait a minute, there's two sets of nozzles, which one is it?

58. Ross: Which... which... which... Which one is it?

59. Ross: OH! SON OF A BITCH!

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60. Chandler: Dude, it's Chandler. Let me in.

61. Ross: Go away! I don't want to see anybody.

62. Chandler: I know, I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. You have to let me in.

63. Ross: Really? Did you count Mississipily?

64. Ross: Dude, you're not tanned.

65. Chandler: No, I just had to get a picture of this.

66. Chandler: I’ll see you later!

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  • V18 | REG | Ross' Tan5:51

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Topic Speaking: Appearance


​1. If you could change one thing about your appearance, what would you change?
2. Do you worry about your appearance?
3. Do people spend too much time on their appearance?
4. Would you get cosmetic surgery if you had the chance?
5. What does, “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder” mean?
6. Do you agree that beauty is only skin deep?
7. What type of cosmetic products do you purchase each month?
8. How much money do you spend on cosmetic products each month?
9. Have you ever tried a tanning bed or a spray on tan?
10. Can a person’s appearance help them get a job?

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