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File Title: Conan and Steven Yeun Visit a Korean Spa

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Title: Conan and Steven Yeun Visit a Korean Spa


1. Conan: Well, if there is one thing you can say about me, it’s that I care passionately about my health and my beauty.  That’s why I’ve come to Korea town to the Wi Spa. An authentic Korean spa. I brought with me, Steven Yeun.  International star. Come on in here. Don’t look so scared. You okay?

2. Steven: Ya, I’m good.

3. Conan: You alright?

4. Steven: Ya, this is gonna…..ahh….

5. Conan: You look worried.

6. Steven: Ya. I’ve only been here one time.

7. Conan: You battle zombies for a living.  You fight the undead.  You seem worried about coming to a spa?

8. Steven: You…You walk around here naked.

9. Conan: No one told me that was part of how the spa goes.

10. Steven: Yes, we’re supposed to be naked.

11. Conan: I’ve never been naked.

12. Conan: So what did you just give me right here?

13. Worker: So that’s a large.  It’s a t-shirt for when you go to the coed floor.  Here are your shorts.

14. Conan: Oh. There’s a coed area.

15. Worker: Yes.

16. Conan: If there are going to be other women around, what are the rules?  Maybe speak to them?

17. Worker: You can mingle. Whatever you want. Just no sexual activity or you will be banned.

18. Conan: Banned for how long?

19. Worker: Life.

20. Conan: Oh….life ban.

21. Steven: Is that one of the policies?

22. Conan: You have 75,000 rules here, in 9 different languages.  Nowhere does it say……anywhere Steven?

23. Steven: Uh uh.

24. Conan: This doesn’t say anything about sexual activity.

25. Worker: So, I guess we should put that in there.

26. Conan: Ya, but guess what.  It’s gonna take you 24 hours to get that new leaflet made and in the meantime a wong wonka chang boocha!

(PART 2)……………………………………………………………

27. Conan: Hello?  You read Korean, what does this say?

28. Steven: It says, Fire Exit Only, it’s in English.

29. Conan: This is Jonathan.  Jonathan works here at the Wi Spa, is that correct?

30. Jonathan: Yes I do.  Ah….put your clothes in your locker.

31. Conan: All your clothes?

32. Jonathan: All the clothes.

33. Conan: Can I wear jeans down here?

34. Jonathan: No. No jeans. Ok, cause no one is wearing any jeans in there so if you’re the only one, you’re gonna be looking awkward.

35. Conan: I’ll be in jeans and they’ll be naked, so I think that I’ll look normal right?

(PART 3)…………………………………………………………….

36. Conan: AHHHH….that’s hot! AHHH……

37. Steven: Too hot!

38. Conan: ahhhhhhhhhhhh……  Hello.  You’re naked.  Naked.

(PART 4)……………………………………………………………

39. Conan: Steven and I are now in a sauna with two nude men.  We have never met.  Hello.

40. Steven: Hello.

41. Man1: Hello.

42. Conan: Nice to see you.  You seem thrilled.  __________________.  Just stay…….alright.  Wow.  Unique culture you have here.

43. Steven: We’re normally friendly.                                                                                                                                                            

44. Conan: Oh.  Hello.  How are you?

45. Man2: Can I have a seat please?

46. Conan: Ask him if he can tell that I work-out.

47. Steven: Oh, ah…근육 좋지요?

48. Man2: Oh ya….아주 그냥…

49. Conan: Why are you not looking at me?  Look at me….look at me…..look at me……………look at me…..look at me.  Why do you not look at me?  How do I say, “Look at me.”

50. Steven: 저 보세요

51. Conan: 저 보세요

52. Man2: ahhhhh…..

53. Conan: What was that? No….no I don’t have breasts! Feel…..feel.  No no, don’t do that.  Just …..just.  You think it’s funny when one naked man squeezes the breast of another……you thought that was funny?

54. Man1: Ya.  I thought it was.  It is funny.

55. Conan:  Ya….it is fun.

56. Man1: Yes.

57. Conan: You like to watch.

58. Man1: Ya, I can watch.  Ya.

59. Conan: You like to watch.

60. Man1: Uh huh.

61. Conan: One naked man squeeze…but you like to watch what he did. Here, let’s do this for him again right there. You like this?

62. Man1:  A little bit like this.

63. Conan: A little bit like this?  Okay…..I’m becoming……becoming aroused now.

(PART 5)……………………………………………………………

64. Conan: What are we doing now?

65. Jonathan: Now you’re gonna go into the cold tub.  It’s about 61 degrees.

66. Conan: NO! NO! NO! NO!

67. Steven: Oh my God!!!! It’s soooo cold.

68. Conan: NOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOO!

69. Steven: This is actually nice.

70. Conan: It’s nice now. Just hold me. Grab…..grab…..grab me.

71. Steven: He’s got my thigh….. he’s got my thigh……he’s got my thigh.

(PART 6)……………………………………………………………

72. Conan: Jonathan, tell.  What happens now?

73. Jonathan: So, you guys are gonna get your scrubs.

74. Conan: My scrub.  This is a full body scrub

75. Jonathan: Yes.

76. Conan: This is a disturbing set up.  Is this where they do dolphin autopsies?  Is this going to hurt?

77. Jonathan: Uhm.  Steven.

78. Steven: Yes.  It hurts.

79. Conan: Does this hurt?

80. Steven: It hurts.

81. Conan: You sadist.  You like to hurt people.  You like to cause pain.  It gives you pleasure.  Yes.

82. Jonathan: Mr. Lee.

83. Conan: Mr. Lee.  Mr. Lee.  Thank you.  Whoa!  Okay…..that’s hot!  That’s hot!

84. Conan: No, those are freckles. Those stay on. Those aren’t supposed to come off. Steven it’s not funny. It really hurts!

85. Steven: I told you.  It sucks!

86. Conan: Ohhhhhh!  Ohhhhhh!  Mother!!!!  What did Mrs. Lee do to you last night!  OWWWWWWW!

87. Steven: You can see the skin is peeling off his……

88. Conan: That skin has been on me since Jimmy Carter was president!  You can’t hurt me now Mr. Lee, I’ve lost all feeling.  Shut the *%$& up Steven!

89. Conan: I’ll tell you anything. Our battalion is in the mountains on the north side. They’ll never see you coming Mr. Lee.

90. Conan: Oh….what are you doing? Don’t…..NO!  Oh my god!  The skin off my #@$%!

91. Steven: I’m not doing this.  AHHHHHHHH!

92. Conan: That’s it!  That’s it Mr. Lee.  Harder!  Harder!

(PART 7).……………………………………………………………

93. Conan: What happens next?

94. Jonathan: We are going to be heading over to the Jimjilbang.

95. Conan: What is Jimjilbang?

96. Jonathan: Jimjilbang means saunas.

97. Conan: Saunas?

98. Jonathan: Um hm.  In Korean.  Let’s go.

99. Conan: Jimjilbang.

100. Conan: Shhhhh….Jimjilbang.

101. Conan: 213 degrees.  People carry pizzas in here uncooked, and when they come out, they have a freshly cooked pizza….. and they’re dead!  I’m going in.

102. Steven: Okay.

103. Conan: I might stay in for a long time.

104. Steven: I’ll stay.

105. Conan: They took my skin and now I wanna sleep forever.

106. Steven: This one…..this one is actually really good.

107. Conan: I think we are in a room full of Coco Puffs.

108. Steven: Hello.

109. Conan: Hello.  Are you okay?

110. Woman: Ya…I’m okay.

111. Conan: Are you feeling good?

112. Woman: Yes.

113. Steven: Do you know who Conan is?

114. Woman: No idea.

115. Conan: You have no idea who I am?

116. Woman: No.

117. Steven: Have you ever seen a show called Walking Dead?

118. Woman: No.

119. Steven: What’s your favorite TV show?  What TV show do you like?

120. Woman: Two and a Half Men…..

121. Conan: Two and a Half Men!

122. Woman: Everybody Loves Raymond.

123. Conan & Steven: Everybody Loves Raymond.

124. Conan: Okay……so you don’t know who I am, you don’t know who Steven is…..Everybody Loves Raymond hasn’t been on the air.  Do you like it?  Does it make you laugh?

125. Woman: Oh…..it’s okay.  I get tired of it.

126. Conan: Same joke over and over again.  “Ohhhh…..what am I gonna do.  My wife’s mad at me.  My brothers taller than me.  Oh….what am I gonna do.  What am I gonna do.”  Right?

127. Woman:  He was like this….ahhhhhhhhhhh

128. Conan:  That is the best Ray Romano impression that I’ve ever seen.

129. Conan: May I move closer to you or would you rather that I did not?

130. Woman: You’d better not.  I get nervous.

131. Conan: You get nervous?

132. Woman: Yes.

133. Conan: Oh…..don’t trust yourself eh?

134. Woman: I trust myself.  I don’t trust you.

(PART 8)……………………………………………………………

135. Conan & Steven: (both are dreaming……)

(PART 9)……………………………………………………………

136. Conan: Well, that was our day at the Wei Spa in Korea town.

137. Steven: Thanks for joining me.  This was fun.

138. Conan: No.  No it was not fun.

139. Steven: I had a blast.

140. Conan: It was awful. It was painful. And for me I think life shortening.

141. Steven: My skin is really smooth.

142. Conan: I will be dead within 48 hours.  But thank you for showing me this and I don’t know about you, I’m starving.  Do you wanna get lunch?

143. Steven: Yes.  I know an awesome place that’s close.

144. Conan: Let’s do it.

145. Steven: Ya.

146. Conan: Let’s go.  Thank you.

(PART 10) …………………………………………………………

147. Conan: They took my skin and now I want to sleep forever.

148. Song: Here at the Spa, and Jimjilbang

Healthy torture, all day long

I met nude men, I saw their stuff

I lay down in Coco Puffs

But what will stick with me

Is the evil scrub of Mr. Lee

They took my skin

And now I want to sleep forever

Jimjilbang

(PART 11) …………………………………………………………

149. Conan: Thanks to Steven Yeun and everyone at the Wei Spa.  We got a great show tonight…